LOLICON ! !

Senpai Don't Usually Drive The Jeep
One Time When Resupplying The Feeders Senpai Had To Actually Drive The Company Jeep It Was Raining And It Was Muddy Senpai Got The Jeep Stuck But Was Able To Rock It Loose With One Foot On The Accelerator And The Other Pushing Against The Ground The Jeep Was Light Enough To Rock Back And Fourth To Get It Moving Out of The Mud If Dennis Knew How To Do That He Might've Survived Because Senpai As Unfit As He Is Was Able To Use His Body Mass To Regain Traction In The Company Jeep Senpai Was Commended For This Because He Saved The Company Jeep And The Ranger Team Senpai Learned That At One of The Lolicon Events That He Attends Regularly When Your Going Downhill And The Vehicle Starts Losing Traction Just Get Out And Push With Your Foot On The Accelerator Gravity Will Do The Rest If It Was Just The Usual Big Lies It Wouldn't Be Such A Big Deal